Trish’s Pants-Shittingly Rad Recap: Bills-Patriots

Welcome back to another Buffalo Bills game recap. Unfortunately, this week, I was unable to watch 🙁.

So I figure, instead of doing the normal thing and watching highlights and then writing this piece. I would use you guys, Bills Mafia. Thank you for all your reactions.

1.) The Buffalo Bills are winning the Super Bowl

The Bills, as an entire team, played at an elite level. There is simply no one in the NFL better than the Bills right now and they’re winning it all. It’s impossible to think otherwise.

This is our year.

2.) It’s #BobbyHartSZN in Buffalo

This one I had predicted. I knew it was coming because I am smart, not because I like to say shit to get you guys to react in an unorthodox way.

But Hart. What a stud. The entire offensive line was suboptimal, but Bobby Hart really brought them up. Seems like *someone* here at Buffalo Fanatics was very wrong.

3.) Accountant Ken is winning Coach of the Year

The Bills have an effective run game. Let me say that again:

The Buffalo Bills. Have. An. Effective. Run. Game.

Impossible. Improbable. Completely unheard of. And we owe it all to Kenny D. Even our resident Bills hater Rated Rev could only sing his praises.

4.) Quessenberry is straight ass

David Quessenberry needs to be released immediately. The awful play made Bobby Hart look like the best GD offensive linesman in the league. Just abysmal stuff.

Honourable Mentions

1.) Tyler Bass: Duh.

2.) James Cook: The future of the Bills backfield is in good hands. But it does mean Singledaddy’s time in Buffalo may be coming to an end 😢.

3.) Pats Suck: This is fun.

4.) Bills Mafia needs to chill: Guys. Seriously. I love the enthusiasm but reading all the tweets is stressing me out.

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