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Trish’s Pants-Shittingly Rad Recap: Bills-Jets I

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This game sucked ass. The Buffalo Bills just did not play to their potential. What. Is. Happening!? Remember earlier in the season when the Bills sent the Rams and Titans packing? That was real fun.

I need that Bills team back, because I don’t have a whole lot of positive things to say after this loss ⬇️

1.) Josh Allen is… struggling???

He started strong, besides that opening drive INT. But then followed it up with two rushing TDs and that Alien mentality.

And then… he just faltered? I have no idea what it is but it’s starting to feel like those middle weeks of last season before the turnaround came against the Bucs.

I don’t want that. Allen come back 😢.

2.) Tremaine Edmunds slander needs to stop!!

Edmunds is a leader on this Bills defence and I want to see the negativity towards him stop. He played lights out in this game, especially with Milano sitting out (side note: the defence REALLY missed him).

Edmunds will get his contract.

3.) Tyler Bass is a Stud

It just needed to be said since many of you forgot that.

4.) The Buffalo Bills run defence is the real deal

Remember last season when we would always cringe at the Bills run defence? How we would weep at facing a strong RB? How we all went into depressive episodes after facing Derrick Henry and Jonathan Taylor?

Those days are no more. Each week I watch an opposing offence try to run and each week I watch them get stuffed. It has been fun and such a turnaround. I love it.

(*I wrote this before that 4th quarter drive 🙄.*)

5.) Singledaddy is not just gonna hand over RB1

We love Devin Singletary. But we all know his time in Buffalo is probably coming to an end. What’s fun to see is that he’s not just giving it up. He’s making Hines work for it… The former Colts RB knows what shoes he has to fill.

We love Singledaddy.

Honourable Mentions

1. Tyler Bass is a Stud: Don’t forget it.

2. Terrel Bernard: He held up well.

3. Camera Technicians: I didn’t know they existed. Good for them for finally being able to showcase their talents.

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Much like Marty McFly, Trish Patel (aka Tyler Bass Enthusiast) is a time traveller who stole a sports almanac so as to fool you mortals into believing that she can predict the stats of a game. If you come at her on social media, there is an excellent chance you'll get burnt. They don't call her @savage_trish for nothing.