Trish’s Pants-Shittingly Rad Recap: Bills vs. Chiefs

The only way to summarise last night is: hated the game, loved the dub. Because that shit was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. (Gwen gets it.) There’s a lot to unpack from this Buffalo Bills game, but firstly, let me remind all of you to mute Nick Wright today and for the rest of the week. He’s going to be insufferable.

1.) Gabe Davis: Certified Chiefs Killer

At least that’s what Brother Bill coined him, and it makes so much sense. The third year WR is cementing himself as a top receiver in the league and becoming harder to defend. Even more impressively, he’s drawing defenders away from Stefon Diggs, leaving WR1 open.

Teams are having to account for him now, which the Chiefs did. He was limited to just three receptions and 74 yards, 34 of which came from a long TD. But it left Diggs open (10 receptions, 148 yards, one TD). He’s becoming a valuable asset to this team. I hope Big Baller Beane is able to lock him in long term before the price tag gets astronomically high.

2.) Buffalo Bills QB1

It’s becoming annoying, and yet amazing, to write about Josh Allen’s prowess week in and week out. But damn it if he isn’t a stand out ALL THE TIME. 27 completions for 329 yards, three touchdowns and absolutely no interceptions.

BBB already worked his magic and got this guy in Buffalo long term. Excellent work from the front office.

3.) Accountant Ken incorporates the run!?!?!?

Kenny! My dude. A run game, from a Buffalo Bills team? In this era?? What in the good god are you doing man?! It was beautiful to see. I had no problems with the play calls. However, I had issues with the execution at times (looking at you Lil Dirty) but overall I loved it.

Singletary ended the game with 85 rushing yards on 17 carries (👀 5.0 yards per carry 👀). He is doing exactly what is expected of him WHEN THEY SCHEME PROPERLY. Could you imagine what a McCaffrey-type RB could do with those same touches? I’m intrigued how this Bills ground game is going to look later in the season.

4.) The Von Miller Experience

Miller proved exactly why the Bills went after him and spent the big bucks. He was the difference maker in yesterday’s game. And I’m not just talking about the two sacks, two TFLs, and two QB hits… but of his overall presence. Mahomes looked uncomfortable at times in the pocket, allowing the rest of the defence to pile in where Miller wasn’t. I’m a big fan.

5.) Matt Milano is sexy on and off the field

Milano taking that team-friendly deal a couple seasons ago was a stroke of genius. He is taking the league by storm and playing at an elite level at his position. I would go as far as to say he’s a top-five LB in this league. No question about it.

He was reading Mahomes like a book and stuffing up plays behind or at the LOS. You love to see it.

Bills Honourable Mentions

1. Sam Martin: He actually plays for this team. And he’s a decent punter? Who knew huh? I’d prefer to never see him on the field again but we can’t have everything.

2. Bills Secondary: I did say I’d be singing their praises this week. And I am. Were they perfect? No. But they were good enough to limit Mahomes to just 20 points, so I call that a win. Once Tre’Davious White is back and everyone is completely healthy, watch out.

3. Lil Sexy, what is you doing?: McKenzie had an unfortunate game. I know it won’t happen again. The Face of the Franchise is a versatile weapon, don’t write him off just yet.

4. Seriously, Singledaddy: I know I’ve been talking RB situations on Twitter. But it’s not because I don’t love Singletary. (I do.) I just know it’s unlikely he’ll be in Buffalo past this season, but he’s making it a hell of a last hurrah ❤️.

5. Red Zone Defence: The Buffalo Bills came through in big moments. There was never a point where I felt the game got out of hand for the defence, unlike in previous matchups where I thought they were getting their asses handed to them. Round of applause for them.

6. (*whispers*) Reggie Gilliam: (*through gritted teeth and gun to head*) He played well, I guess. Blocking for the run and a couple of nice receptions.

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