Trish’s Pants-Shittingly Rad Recap: Bills-Lions

I hope you all had a nice thanksgiving and are now regretting everything you did yesterday. The Buffalo Bills suck right now. No other way to explain it. Many want to blame Dorsey’s play calling, Frazier’s defence, Gabe Davis, Sean McDermott… and the list goes on and on. (Personally, I’m gonna blame Buffalo Fanatics’ editor Zach Vaughn because he’s a pain in my ass.) But there was SOME positives from the game yesterday…

1.) Dane Jackson will (hopefully) sit the next one out

I had nothing but praise for Jackson last season and the work he put in after White’s injury. He did okay for the Bills. But now I KNOW that a lot of that was padded by Poyer and Hyde.

Jackson has been singled out and targeted by opposing QBs. It’s been embarrassing to watch him in all honesty. Again, I can’t blame him completely because he no longer has the NFL’s best safety tandem working behind him. But at least now we might actually see him playing the bench instead.

2.) Josh Allen made a good throw! 😲

The Josh Allen of yesteryear has been noticeably absent the past few weeks, much like Messi during Argentina’s loss to Saudi Arabia. But Allen did something with his arm this week! Shocking right?

He threw a bullet of a pass to Stefon Diggs on the Buffalo Bills’ final drive, showing exactly why Allen was the front runner for MVP heading into the season. We can only hope that this continues.

3.) TYLER BASS FTW!!

I love Tyler Bass. Tyler Bass doesn’t know I exist. So it can be assumed that my love is unrequited.

💔

4.) The turkey wasn’t dry!

Allen didn’t choke on dry turkey this year, so we can be thankful that CBS didn’t try and kill our QB this time 💕.

Honourable Mentions

1. Matt Milano: 🅱️🅱️🅱️ worked some serious magic in brining Milano back at the price he did because Milano is worth a heck of a lot more.

2. That’s it. Everyone else sucked. A Bills win is a Bills win, but this was disgusting to watch.

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