Trish’s Chaotic Predictions: Bills vs. Patriots II

It’s been a tough and scary week for Bills Mafia, filled with plenty of prayer and lots of hope. Thankfully, Damar Hamlin is awake, responsive and doing well enough to FaceTime the team. I’m sure the sighs of relief were heard around the world.

And now, despite how odd it must feel, it’s back to business. Onto New England (in Buffalo). Sure winning is important for the season (etc, etc) but let’s not forget that beating the Patriots is simply good for the soul. And Bills Mafia certainly needs it after this week.

1.) Josh Allen balls out

He’s not the Josh Allen we’re used to these past few weeks. Mistimed throws, bad decisions, just costly mistakes. But not this week. Now, the Buffalo Bills play for Damar.

350 passing yards, 30 rushing yards and four total touchdowns. He’s the man. And he’s just been given the ultimate ammunition.

2.) Raiders win

Just throwing this one in here for good luck 🤞. #JustWinBaby.

3.) Frazier has his best plan yet

The Bills have been riddled with injuries all season long and this week is no different. But I believe in Frazier and the defence he’s built thus far.

The Bills D won’t allow more than six total points. Yes. Six. (A lot of this because I really hate the Patriots.)

4.) Team “No Punt” is back

That glorious playoff game last year against the Patriots is what really solidified the Bills’ nickname. It was a beautiful win, one which I go back and watch when I’m feeling a bit down.

Why not put their names back in the book with a repeat performance this week? I see no reason why not 🤷‍♀️.

5.) Tyler Bass nails it

He’s the #NFLsSwaggiestKicker.

Final

Buffalo Bills Win. Not just this week, but the… Whole. Damn. Thing.

#ForDamar

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