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Trish’s Chaotic Predictions: Bills vs. Vikings



I am NOT looking forward to this game, especially with all the injuries. The Strength and Conditioning Coach needs to be fired. Anyways, the Vikings are not much of a threat, but with the way the Buffalo Bills have been playing, it’s looking like one tough matchup.

1.) Case Keenum surprises us…

… in the worst way possible.

Now, I really do like Keenum. He’s embedded himself in Buffalo culture and is always up for some fun, evidenced by his pranks and Josh Allen impression. But good lord he sucks as a QB. There’s a reason he’s a backup and I’m sure he’ll remind us why on Sunday.

He’ll throw more INTs than touchdowns and will more than likely end up with negative rushing yards. Still love him though.

2.) McDermott haters will come out in droves

I still don’t understand why people hate him? Do people just automatically expect a Super Bowl when a team is doing relatively well? 🅱️🅱️🅱️ and McDermott have completed turned the Buffalo Bills around. What more do you want?

Anyways, I’m sure #FireMcDermott will be trending across the country on Sunday. Stupid couch critics 🙄.

3.) Big day for Singledaddy and Hines

With Josh Allen more than likely out and Keenum having as much talent as Tom Brady’s ability to keep his family together, you can expect the Bills run game will be a huge focal point in the game.

The explosive backs will combine for over 250 yards and three TDs.

4.) Tyler Bass is sexy

Not really a prediction. I just love him and you’re all going to eat your words from bashing him after the last game.

So suck it.

5.) Bills Defense shuts the Vikings down

They had troubles against MILF hunter Zach Wilson and that Jets offence. But they’ll bounce back. I’m sure of it.

They’ll limit the Vikings to just 200 total offensive yards. The Bills are back!


Buffalo Bills lose. I’m sorry. I trust the defence, but not so much the offence with Keenum at the helm.

It’ll be a close game with the Minnesota Vikings edging it out 27-24.

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Much like Marty McFly, Trish Patel (aka Tyler Bass Enthusiast) is a time traveller who stole a sports almanac so as to fool you mortals into believing that she can predict the stats of a game. If you come at her on social media, there is an excellent chance you'll get burnt. They don't call her @savage_trish for nothing.