Trish’s Chaotic Predictions: Bills vs. Packers

We’re finally back, and it feels good to have a purpose in life again. Seriously, I have no recollection of what I did this past week except miss the Buffalo Bills.

But now, it’s time for the Packers. And I simply cannot wait.

1.) DONUTS! Get your donuts here!

Yeah, I said it.

The Green Bay Packers will put up a grand total of zero points. Zip. Nada. Zilch.

A healthy Bills defence coming off of a bye week AND Aaron Rodgers talked about exposing them? Yeah, they are gonna be amped up. Rodgers is a dumbass.

2.) Khalil Shakir gets going

Shakir has been playing well with the limited time he’s had thus far. He’s kind of a stud.

Watch him get not one, but two TDs on Sunday Nights Football… one from Allen, and another from a return. The Packers do a decent job of defending the TE so Allen will aim for the slot and Shakir has shown prowess on returns. I need that special teams TD like I need Tyler Bass.

3.) Bills Defence stuffs Rodgers

The future Hall of Famer has been struggling thus far into the season. And now, when faced with one of the best defences in football? Lord help him.

Stephen A. Smith’s “baaaad man” will struggle to get more than 200 passing yards and zero touchdowns. Maybe the Bills will push him into retirement.

4.) Pitch Invasion

I love a good streaker and one will most definitely make their way across the field this week. I have already prayed to the Chaos Gods to make it happen.

5.) Trish might get fired

Listen, this is a late game. And I have to be in the office on Monday morning, which means I get three hours of sleep at best. Maybe the Bills close this out before the half so I can sleep?

Everything in me is screaming to stay awake, but I really do love my job… But the Bills and Tyler Bass are worth it.

I’ll let you know on Monday what my job status is.

Final

The Buffalo Bills annihilate the Green Bay Packers and reign supreme over the NFL.

Featured Image: Trish Patel