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Trish’s Chaotic Predictions: Bills vs. Bengals



Welcome one and all to the “Savage Trish Show”. It’s all about me. The rest of you (except Tyler Bass) can go straight to hell.

After the somewhat disappointing win last week (with the Bills BARELY back in form), it’s time for quite possibly the most important game of this season. The Bengals are not to be trifled with. Monday will be the perfect time for the Bills to come back with the ferocity of the first few weeks of the season.

1.) Stefon Diggs is HIM

I understand how football works. So I understand that Diggs can’t always be the guy on the ball. But, against the Bengals, the Bills need to have all cylinders firing. And that means feeding Diggs.

I’d like to imagine that Kenny D and I think the same, so Diggs will have 150 receiving yards and two touchdowns. When Diggs does well, the Bills do well.

2.) Tre White is back

Injury took him away for a while. And I know that many of us were worried about how long it took him to return to the field. It seems that our fears were slightly confirmed because White isn’t the same.

But this week? This week, he’ll be back with a vengeance. Ja’Marr Chase won’t be able to get free. The boy will be limited to just 70 receiving yards and zero touchdowns.

3.) Iestyn gets into an online beef with a Bengals fan

Buffalo Fanatics’ very own, Iestyn “Leslie” Harris got a little too big for his boots when he declared that Bills fans and Bengals fans are best friends.

Well, he’s about to eat his words because, after the game, a Bengals fan will invade Leslie’s mentions and nothing will ever be the same again.

4.) Tyler Bass stays swaggy

‘Nuff said.

5.) It’s Matt Milano’s world and we’re all just living in it

This year’s DPOY has been grossly underestimated by the entire league and this is his week to shine and firmly secure his end of year crown.

There’s no real way to statistically show his prowess, but I can assure you that Milano will be at the centre of every big Bills defensive play.


The Buffalo Bills win. It’ll be a hard fought win, the Bengals are not to be underestimated. It’s gonna be fun. It’s a shame I’ll be missing it though ☹️.

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Much like Marty McFly, Trish Patel (aka Tyler Bass Enthusiast) is a time traveller who stole a sports almanac so as to fool you mortals into believing that she can predict the stats of a game. If you come at her on social media, there is an excellent chance you'll get burnt. They don't call her @savage_trish for nothing.