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Trish’s Chaotic Predictions: Bills vs. Bears

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Welcome to this special edition of Trish’s Predictions. It’s special because I am once again BACK. You no longer have to deal with Zachary. (Apologies for that by the way. He’s kind of a shit but we sort of love him anyway ❤️.) What makes this even extra special is that I haven’t seen the Bills’ previous games, so I’m just shooting in the dark. Should be fun.

1.) Josh Allen re-enters the MVP race

Joshy Poo has hurdled his way back to pre-injury form. Allen is playing like the son of a bitch he needs to be. This is going to be HIS game. The game that puts him back into that conversation.

19 million passing yards, 60 total touchdowns, 39 hurdles and 27 rushing yards to pass Cookie Gilchrist for 10th-most rushing yards in Bills history.

2.) Trish will cry because the time difference is WORSE now

This is pretty self explanatory. To those of you who are going to Chicago, please send me Tyler Bass pics!!

3.) Singledaddy passes Josh Allen

I will be missing this game, so I won’t get to witness the chaos. Please, keep me in your thoughts and prayers.

Devin Singletary (aka RB1, akaka Singledaddy, akakakaka The Second Sexiest Player On The Bills), has a chance to bring forth a wild game where he and Josh will battle it out for the #10 spot on the all-time Bills rushing yards list. Let’s go!

4.) Sean McDermott gets fired

Enough is enough. The Bills have played like straight ass for WEEKS and one good game doesn’t give him any leeway. His time as Buffalo Bills head coach is up.

McDermott will squeak out yet another questionable win with a shitty game plan and no one will bat an eye. It’s time for a change.

5.) Rev has a meltdown

Rev Rhodes is one of my favourite people. But please, don’t ever forget, he is the MOST pessimistic Bills fan on the planet. We love him, truly, but no one hates and loves the Bills more than Rev.

Follow him on Twitter (@RatedRev) to witness his meltdown in real time.

Final

The Buffalo Bills win, Trish sleeps and Zach sucks. All as it should be ❤️.

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Much like Marty McFly, Trish Patel (aka Tyler Bass Enthusiast) is a time traveller who stole a sports almanac so as to fool you mortals into believing that she can predict the stats of a game. If you come at her on social media, there is an excellent chance you'll get burnt. They don't call her @savage_trish for nothing.