Trish’s Chaotic Predictions: Bills vs. Jets II

Will I FINALLY be able to watch a Buffalo Bills game after what feels like weeks? I absolutely can. Primetime can suck it.

1.) Groot shows off what Miller has taught him

With Buffalo’s star DE out for the season with an ACL injury, it’s time for the rest of the defensive line to step tf up and show the league what they’re made of.

Groot stacks up three sacks as a tribute to his mentor.

2.) #Allen4MVP?

Josh Allen has sucked so far. Like really bad. It’s not been fun to watch. But he seems to be getting better? Maybe? Perhaps? I have faith in this man. Not as much as Bass, but faith nonetheless.

Mr. Alien will throw for 300+ yards and score four total touchdowns.

3.) LET’S GO ENGLAND!!

Netherlands fucked it up like the turds they are. England owes me this W.

#ItsComingHome

4.) Jordan Poyer gets the INT he was previously denied

Stupid officials and their blindness. It was an interception if I’ve ever seen one. Poyer will not be denied again. He’ll get that INT, and get closer to the money he was promised by Pat McAfee.

5.) Trish won’t cry this week

I won’t. I am going to be strong, less stressed. This I swear.

Final

The Buffalo Bills win. They need to keep that number one spot in the AFC. The Bills can do it. They can!

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