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Trish’s Chaotic Divisional Round Predictions: Bills vs. Bengals

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Hello everyone. I am unfortunately back with my latest predictions. I hate this as much as you all do, I swear. The Buffalo Bills host the Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday and I am going to miss it. Story of my damn life. As such, I’m going to make all of you as miserable as I am right now.

1.) The Bills Drafted The Wrong Josh

I am convinced that Big Baller Beane got confused between Josh Allen and Josh Rosen and wrote the wrong name. The damn dude got us in this mess and now we’re stuck with this terrible QB. Allen will throw for less than 150 yards, one touchdown and have just 15 rushing yards. What a mess 🙄.

2.) Diggs Is Everywhere

The Bills have some God-awful WRs. Like, there’s no one, except Stefon Diggs. And even then, Allen refuses to target him. It’s a load of malarkey, really (and I’m not talking about Mike). He’s the superstar of this team (second to Tyler Bass) and he’s not given the appreciation he deserves.

Diggs SHOULD have a 100+ receiving yard game with over three TDs. What will actually happen though is he’ll be lucky to have 50 yards and MAYBE one TD. Damn Dorsey.

3.) #BobbyHartSZN

Is it a surprise that the only time Josh “should be Rosen” Allen does remotely well is when Bobby Hart is on the offensive line? Seriously, check the stats.

Listen to me when I tell you that Hart will be the star of the offense and should win offensive player of the week, if they ever bother to give the award to the most vital part of the offense.

4.) Tyler Bass

Tyler Bass.

5.) Buffalo Bills Sign Aaron Donald

The Bills sign Donald so they get that much needed help on the defensive line when the Bengals visit this week. Don’t believe the retirement rumors, he’s actually coming to Buffalo. Also, it’ll be really fun to see him and Von Miller tearing up the Patriots sorry excuse of an OL next season.

Final

Bills lose. It won’t even be hard fought. Just a crappy game in which most Bills fans switch off in the third quarter to avoid having to watch the disappointment.

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Much like Marty McFly, Trish Patel (aka Tyler Bass Enthusiast) is a time traveller who stole a sports almanac so as to fool you mortals into believing that she can predict the stats of a game. If you come at her on social media, there is an excellent chance you'll get burnt. They don't call her @savage_trish for nothing.