Thanks to Buffalo Bills Twitter sensation, Brother Bill, Bills Mafia unleashed a ruthless and unapologetic attack on Fox Sports pundit, Nick Wright, Sunday night during Bills-Steelers. It consisted of spamming his mentions with this leaked photo of Wright from high school:
The internet movement termed the “penis chain” brought Bills Mafia together from all over the world. But the penis brigade had greater ramifications beyond uniting a fan-base. It also contributed to the insecurity of the aforementioned Nick Wright. Bravely deciding to show his face in front of the camera the next day, Wright was visibly shaken. The penis brigade had gotten to him. It was written all over his punch-able face, from his watery eyes to his X-rated nose. Thank you for your service, Bills Mafia. We here at Buffalo Fanatics salute you.
Adding to Wright’s embarrassment, his Fox Sports colleagues cruelly forced him to read aloud his Wikipedia page, where Wright confirmed the damning information that his daddy is actually Josh Allen.
Wright has arguably been the biggest Allen hater of the 2020 season. While the rest of the national media is starting to change their tune on Buffalo’s quarterback, not Wright! Wright is courageously entrenched in his own take and will refuse to budge.
Upon watching Nick Wright on television, it quickly becomes clear that he is a complete broken shell of a boy clamoring to become relevant by spewing his garbage takes and grotesque nose into the universe. The reality is the universe has never asked for a Nick Wright.
Maxwell Underhill (twitter: @cincodemaxo) is a contributor for BuffaloFanatics, blog writer for the in-season “Outrageous Predictions” column, and co-host of the “Buffalo Bootleg” vidcast streaming every Saturday at 6pm ET on Facebook, YouTube, and Periscope.