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Sideline reporter “Negative Stanley” picked up some of the commentary from Buffalo Monday Night in The Spirit of Christmas:

JOSH ALLEN TO MATT BREIDA 

Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.” — The Grinch

Look what you did you little jerk.” – Uncle Frank (Home Alone)

MCBEANE TO BRIAN DABOLL

Worse?! How could they get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We’re at the threshold of hell!!” – Clark Griswold

BRIAN DABOLL TO MCBEANE

It’s cold outside. A man’s gotta do something to keep warm.” – Drunk Santa (Miracle on 34th)

TYLER BASS TO SEAN MCDERMOTT (BEFORE THE FIELD GOAL ATTEMPT)

I’m in big trouble.” – Scott Calvin (The Santa Clause)

JIM KELLY TO JOSH ALLEN

“You put on the suit, you’re the big guy.” – Bernard (The Santa Clause)

BILLS DEFENSIVE LINEMEN TO ONE ANOTHER, REFERENCING MAC JONES

Save the neck for me, Clark!” — Cousin Eddie!

 BILL BELICHICK TO MAC JONES

To me, you are perfect.” — Mark (Love Actually)

TYLER BASS TO HEATH FARWELL ABOUT THE WIND

Seeing is believing, but, sometimes, the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.” — The Conductor (Polar Express)

BUFFALO BILLS FANS TUESDAY MORNING

It’s all humbug, I tell you.” — Ebenezer Scrooge

SEAN MCDERMOTT TO ALL AVAILABLE LISTENERS AS MAC JONES RAN OUT THE CLOCK

“Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where’s the Tylenol?” – Clark Griswold

PUTTING A FOOTBALL GAME IN TO PERSPECTIVE

“There are people who are having trouble making their miracle happen; there are people who don’t have enough to eat, there are people who are cold, you can go out and say hello to these people. You can take an old blanket out of the closet and go to them and say ‘Here!’, you can make them a sandwich and say ‘oh by the way, here!”-Frank Cross (Scrooged)

I am semi-retired leaving my enjoyable 24 year management career due to multiple health issues. My dad retired from The Buffalo News after 49 years. I have been an avid fan for quite some time. Got that Marv Levy Fight Song In My Head for absolutely no reason.

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