Sean McDermott Breaks Difficult News To Team: Football God, Nick Wright, Doesn’t Billieve …

After defeating the Arizona 49ers Monday night, the Buffalo Bills were on Cloud 9…or Cloud 69…or they were 69ing on a cloud… I forget how the saying goes. Either way, the feeling was short-lived.

The following day, a clip of Nick Wright went viral of him voicing his opinion of Josh Allen. In the clip, Wright, a man who looks like he was stung by a bee and his face never fully recovered, states that he thinks the Bills are a good football team and that they would be a “great football team if they had a quarterback I trusted”.

The mountain of adversity that Josh Allen has faced is almost higher than the pile of job offers for Gregg Williams. As if that wasn’t enough, now Allen must face Wright’s comments. Nick Wright is a man with football in his veins. He eats, sleeps, and breathes football. He also fucks them, which he claims has attributed to his football knowledge.

Wright’s opinion also caught head coach Sean McDermott off guard. “I was prepared to go into our team meeting this morning on a real positive note,” said McDermott. “I was still high off our primetime win, and I was going to let the guys know how proud of them I am. But now, I have to go in there and tell them that they’re just ‘a good football team’ because that’s how Nick Wright…” McDermott became too emotional to even finish the sentence.

Bills players said the team meeting was devastating. Quarterback Josh Allen just sat in the corner, dumbfounded. “I thought I was doing pretty well,” said Allen. “I was continuing to improve in many areas of my game. I’m in the MVP discussion. Our team is 9-3. I just don’t know what else to do.”

Other players were at a loss as well. Jerry Hughes, an outspoken critic of social injustice and team captain said, “I can’t even think about that stuff right now. All I can think about is how we have a quarterback that Nick Wright doesn’t trust.”

The feeling has gone up the ranks all the way to general manager Brandon Beane as well. “You know, I hope he can gain Nick’s trust before the beginning of next season, so I know if I should even bother picking up Josh’s fifth-year option,” an honest Beane said. “I know I shouldn’t be saying this, but if Josh doesn’t gain Nick’s trust, then we’ll probably have to draft someone else.”

“I really regret giving Brandon that contract extension now,” said Terry Pegula. “I thought he did well by drafting Josh, being patient, and developing him into the player he is today. But I guess that’s all bullshit now.”

A spokesperson for the Buffalo Bills said that all practices and team meetings were canceled for the day while management figures out what to do. Hopefully, they figure it out soon as the Bills are scheduled to take on the Pittsburgh Steelers this Sunday for Sunday Night Football

12 thoughts on “Sean McDermott Breaks Difficult News To Team: Football God, Nick Wright, Doesn’t Billieve …

  1. I think I’m more shocked at how many people didn’t realize this was a joke than at Nick ‘Dicknose’ Wright making those statements. Who cares about Nick Wright. Who tf is he? Honestly never heard about him til that clip started circulating so he’s prob doing it just to try and become relevant.

  2. Who cares what that Pee Wee Herman look-alike thanks anyway he’s just trying to get a rise out of everybody like Stephen A Smith are you good for making famous I never heard of him Brandon Marshall looked like he wanted to slap him

    1. he doesn’t know anything about Talent he thinks his son’s a star and I’d check paternity cuz he don’t look nothing like you your 95pounds just like pew wee must be a step kid

  3. Ok first this is some funny shit! Secondly if anyone really thinks the Bill’s were concerned about this then I have a bridge to sell you. It’s old but very sturdy also I got this fountain down in floroda you may want. Smh

  4. Guys listen, why in the hell are you listening to a critic whom you really don’t play/work for. You play/work for each other, the organization and the fans not Nick. Josh has been the best qb that we had in years. DO NOT ALLOW Nick’s negative comments bring you down but use it to fuel the fire inside of you to continue to be winners that you are. Josh, keep your head up and you have nothing to prove to Nick, but you’re teammatesfans believe in you. Go and do your best. Pegula, don you dare second guess your organization.

  5. I truly hope this is a joke. I have never heard of Nick Wright. For all I care he could get stung by enough bees to keep his mouth swollen shut. I read this article and really question why McDermott and beane would even put in to question their choices as of this late into the season. Some please tell me who nick Wright is so I can go give him a bees nest. Little prick. To me he is a punk

  6. All my years of being a fan is in jeopardy now, Because Nick doesn’t trust the qb. It’s not like the process wasn’t working and we haven’t seen any signs of growth. I mean will we ever make the playoffs again with this qb? I’m sorry but only time I ever said I would quit being a bills fan was if the team moved! Now Nick doesn’t trust JA! Not sure if we will ever recover from it…..

    1. Who the f is that pointy nose douche? He might know football but he’s clearly not a people person. Upstate NY trusts JA, the fans haven’t been this proud to root the bills in a long time. And how does this dick face’s words carry so much weight with the owners and management? They seem to be on the right track, stay the course!

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